Crypto jokes are the market’s stress relief! Why’s Cardano so chill? It’s got that proof-of-stake swagger! What did XRP say at the bar? “I’m still fighting the SEC!” Litecoin groans: “I’m Bitcoin’s forgotten cousin!” These quips, hot on X, roast crypto’s rollercoaster—hype, crashes, and all. Giggle, but don’t bet your keys on a meme!